Thursday, October 16, 2008

Top 10 credit crunch jokes

by Bill McBride on 10/16/2008 10:38:00 PM

From Hannah Wood at Mirror.co.uk: Top 10 credit crunch jokes to have you laughing all the way to the bank

1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..

I'm wondering is it them or me?

2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.

Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.

3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

Start off with a large one.
My favorite:
How do you define optimism?

A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday