by Tanta on 4/07/2007 08:09:00 AM

With love to dryfly and the profoundest apologies to Warren Zevon, I present the second episode in our series of Saturday Calculated Risk Rock Blogging posts. Many of you were insufficiently cheered up by last week's musical offering—I can't imagine why—so perhaps we need something more timely. Thus:

Well, I bought home with the HELOC
The way the neighbors do
How was I to know
They were taking No-Docs, too

I was gambling on a condo
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Ben, get me out of this

I'm the innocent banker
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Delaware
I'm in a sinking ship
Send lawyers, guns and money
The REIT has hit the DIP

Send lawyers, guns and money...